Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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