Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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