whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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