are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter