Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?