what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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