just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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