we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
3 2 1 whiskey
Floor bacon is actually really good
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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