This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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