Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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