life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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