how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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