Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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