WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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