"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Randomize
