They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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