Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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