that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
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wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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