somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.