He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent