Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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