I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Holy sore nipples Batman
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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