That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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