everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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