: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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