You're so nebulous sometimes
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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