i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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