I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He? As in you personified your dick?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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