At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
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He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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