6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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