Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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