The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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