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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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