Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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