so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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