Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.