Hey man sorry I got all grabby
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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