Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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