I want to stick my p in your. b.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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it's not cheating when I paid for it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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