Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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