Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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