I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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