We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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