This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize