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say what?
wanna hang out?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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