i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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