hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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