All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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