I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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