Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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