I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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