oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Shame is for Republicans.
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