great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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